big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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