i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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