Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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