At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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