There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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