big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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