you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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