I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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