Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
so much tequila, so little girl.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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