is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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