Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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