I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
