That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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