How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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