The brown eye won't let me do that either.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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