: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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