My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
