That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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