I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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