Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I think a kid would responsible me up
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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