I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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