you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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