I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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