ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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