it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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