he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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