Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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