maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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