i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Come on in and take your pants off
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