i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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