You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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