I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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