in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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