Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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