the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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