Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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