i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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