I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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