i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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