Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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