Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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