Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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