I seem to have left my pride at pride
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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