It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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