Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Terrible idea I love it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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