she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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