i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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