school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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