You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I have post one night stand depression
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