Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
